If your eyes keep drifting upward to that image of the Governor, we admit it, those aren’t her boobs. That said, the irony of that doctored photo is that her most dedicated supporters almost certainly would not be as rabid for her brand of “values” if she looked like say… Margaret Thatcher or Eleanor Roosevelt.

Ever wonder who are these people that get so fired up for Palin? Do yourself a favor, take ten minutes out of your day and watch this video taken outside of a Going Rogue book signing in Ohio. Enlightening eh? And people wonder why the average IQ in this country is only slightly north of a spaghetti squash.

Here’s a thought. Maybe the millions of people that actually watch Fox News (other than people like us, who are taking notes for mockery purposes) are the same people who line up across the country to meet and greet Governor Palin. You know, people who know more about chewing tobacco than chewing with their mouths closed.

That’s why this relationship will be so mutually beneficial. Sarah Palin has inadvertently severed any possibility of a 2012 Presidential bid, especially when you factor in the “stupid comment to airtime ratio.” In that sense, we all win. Here’s hoping that the virtually certain forthcoming verbal gaffes exclude her from the political arena forever.

Picture the debut episode. First guest, none other than Tiger Woods. We all know full well what a scoundrel he is, but what better way for the disgraced poon-hound to remake himself than by telling all on the new Howard Stern Show? Screw Oprah, Tiger should look America in the eye and tell us he could care less what we think. It might go down like this:

Howard: “So Tiger, you really like you some ladies, don’t you?”

Tiger: ” Howard, I do. I f*cking LOVE ‘em. And why shouldn’t I? I am the best  in the world at a game that millions try desperately not to embarrass themselves at. I’m worth a billion dollars that the government knows about. I’m half black and I carry the well-endowed gene.”

Howard: “Wow. I really appreciate your honesty. So I have to ask… Elin. I mean, she looks truly delicious, how was she?”

Tiger: “You know, even I have limits Howard. After all, she is the mother of my children. Whatever, f*ck it, people hate me anyway. She was awful, so in a way I feel like I was justified for my so-called indiscretions.”

Do you see the potential here people? Rod Blagojevich, Brad Pitt (after he dumps Angelina), Bill Clinton, Octomom. They’d all be on the show! Pretty much anyone and everyone you can think of would make an appearance…

Except for you know who. Sarah Palin’s handlers need not apply.