We’re on the lookout for a few good men, women or chain-smoking Asian children to join the staff of contributing writers here at LessThis. Writers with experience preferred, but those with the skill, talent and desire to be a part of something engaging, enlightening and fun are encouraged to GET IN TOUCH. Like you’ve got anything better to do.

We here at LessThis touch upon any and all topics. We’re not constrained by the archaic parameters of the “mainstream” or “gotcha” media; instead, we like to think of ourselves as Life Commentators. It’s our job to make sure that we bring everything that bothers us to your attention. We’re  even (mostly) proud of each and every piece we put out.

Chairman of the Bored. Creator & Editor-in-Chief.

Sasha Sassalotski. Senior Editor. As talented with the pen as she is with the garters.

D. Znutts. Senior Political Correspondent. Sometimes model. Jedi Knight in training.

The Angry Young Man. Neophyte author/journalist trying to find his way in the world.

Professor Lecherous. Our very own Philosophy/History Professor/creepy genius.

Jacki Moonshine. Senior Sports reporter. Expert NYC seed-sower.

Mrs. Robinson. Real Estate and Finance guru. Staff (closet) Republican.

Dimebag Darrell. Staff Baseball expert. NYC-centric. Not white.

Betty Cracked. Non-Desperate Housewife, respected local MILF, fan of unspoiled kids.

Ms. Anne Threaup. Twisted, demented, and not surprisingly… from Texas.