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| Enough is enough. We’ve had it! There is WAY too much religion in this country (and this world) for our liking. Whatever happened to secularism, or for anyone living in a conservative locale, seh-pah-ray-shun of church and state. There’s a reason why wars have been fought over people’s obsession with the righteousness of their god. It’s called stupidity. What, exactly, has the man upstairs done lately, anyway? Between non-stop natural disasters, genocides, and the Jersey Shore pandemic, the existence of god seems less likely than that Corey Haim/Brittany Murphy “Where Are They Now?” special airing on VH1 anytime soon. | Maybe the true theological leader sought by the world’s religious fanatics has been hiding in plain site all along. Perhaps a character born of a 1980 Hollywood movie script was representative of much more than a memorable villain, but of a new world order, dominated by British accents and jet-black jump suits. We speak, of course, of a worthy ruler of all Earthlings, none other than Zod. A General by any other name really isn’t a General at all, is he? If you don’t know who Zod is, we pity you. Rest assured though, after watching this clip, we’ll be preaching to the converted. Look at the balance sheet, Zod’s assets far outweigh God’s liabilities. | |||
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Posts Tagged ‘God’
LESS GOD. MORE ZOD.
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010by Chairman of the Bored
