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| Hipster defined – “One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.”
You know the type. Unless you’ve been living under a rock or maybe if you’re still being treated for that rare allergy to Pabst Blue Ribbon, you definitely can relate to these folks. Seriously, what is your deal, Mr. Hipster? Were the jocks and beautiful people in high school too vapid to “get you?” Guess what, no amount of thrift shop store-credits will ever mask your insecurity, Dude. |
Let’s start a new trend, and aptly dub it originality. Originality starts with engaging yourself in activities and causes that you actually enjoy and/or care about, and not because your flatmates in Williamsburg are doing the same. We’re in America, Jack, who the f*ck besides a Hipster uses the term “flatmates” anyway?
Take those skin-tight jeans you’re wearing, Mr. Hipster. You ain’t comfortable, so what are you trying to prove, exactly, that toite vintage denim cuts off the circulation to your feet? We’re not suggesting you should be General Larry Platt’ing it up, just leave a little breathing room in case you ever want to spawn a child. On second thought… |
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Posts Tagged ‘Hippies’
LESS HIPSTERS. MORE ORIGINALS.
Thursday, March 25th, 2010by Jacki Moonshine
