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| Oy vey, Passover is only one day in, and we’re already sick of eating matzoh. The affliction of our people never ends. For all you uninformed goys and shiksas out there, there’s a reason you can’t find any of your Jewish friends right now. They’re stuck in the bathroom suffering from the type of constipation that only dry, crumbly, tasteless matzoh can provide. And there’s eight more days of joy still to go. | Why do Jews have to be so dramatic though? You don’t see Christians punching holes in their hands cause that’s what JC went through. No, they decorate a tree and have some fat guy deliver gifts in the middle of a snowstorm. We think Jews are focused on the wrong part of the story. We were freed from slavery for Zod’s sake. Shouldn’t we be celebrating that, and dancing in the streets?! | |||
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Posts Tagged ‘Matzoh’
LESS MATZOH. MORE PIZZA.
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010by The Clever Jew
