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| I was wondering… Can everyone just chill the f*ck out, already? Were the lessons of WWI, WWII, Vietnam, etc. lost on everyone? Enough with the religious squabbles, Napoleon complexes and inexplicable stupidity. Every nation and group is self-interested, but let’s deal with things diplomatically. Or die trying. | Anyone who’s anyone knows that any of life’s problems are pretty much solvable by watching Star Wars. If you’re caught in a jam with no way out, all you have to ask yourself is “What would Yoda do?” Seriously, the next time you feel your anger level rise, pretend you’re trying to stack rocks with only your mind. | |||
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Posts Tagged ‘Religion’
LESS WARS. MORE STAR WARS.
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010by D. Znutts
LESS GOD. MORE ZOD.
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010by Chairman of the Bored
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| Enough is enough. We’ve had it! There is WAY too much religion in this country (and this world) for our liking. Whatever happened to secularism, or for anyone living in a conservative locale, seh-pah-ray-shun of church and state. There’s a reason why wars have been fought over people’s obsession with the righteousness of their god. It’s called stupidity. What, exactly, has the man upstairs done lately, anyway? Between non-stop natural disasters, genocides, and the Jersey Shore pandemic, the existence of god seems less likely than that Corey Haim/Brittany Murphy “Where Are They Now?” special airing on VH1 anytime soon. | Maybe the true theological leader sought by the world’s religious fanatics has been hiding in plain site all along. Perhaps a character born of a 1980 Hollywood movie script was representative of much more than a memorable villain, but of a new world order, dominated by British accents and jet-black jump suits. We speak, of course, of a worthy ruler of all Earthlings, none other than Zod. A General by any other name really isn’t a General at all, is he? If you don’t know who Zod is, we pity you. Rest assured though, after watching this clip, we’ll be preaching to the converted. Look at the balance sheet, Zod’s assets far outweigh God’s liabilities. | |||
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