Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Palin’

LESS PALIN. MORE PAC-MAN.

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
by D. Znutts
Ok, America, are we done yet? Are we done with the absurdity that is Sarah Palin? Every time I hear someone mention her as a potential 2012 presidential candidate, I shudder. I mean really, come on! I am all for women in politics (I’m on my way there eventually), but Sarah Palin? She has zero knowledge of public/foreign policy. The woman doesn’t even know what publications she reads! Yep, Pac-Man. Why not? It’s not Palin and it’s AWESOME. Pac-Man is a total cultural phenomenon. Old folks and children alike all know Pac-Man. In fact, on the day Google put Pac-Man on its homepage, it received 504,703,000 unique visitors. An article followed, ‘The Tragic Cost of Google Pac-Man: 4.82 million hours,” which contained the following VERY impressive data:
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LESS PALIN ON FOX. MORE STERN TO HBO.

Friday, January 15th, 2010
by Chairman of the Bored
The world was shocked earlier this week when Fox News announced that long-time Professor of Talking Points and former Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Sarah Palin, was joining the network as a roving (no, not that Rove) Contributor and Analyst. Palin was summarily “interviewed” by network stalwart and ratings hound Bill O’Reilly, where she was forced to answer hard hitting questions like “Where do you stand on butter substitutes?” and “Isn’t it true that you wear more expensive shoes than the First Lady?” Which got us to thinking. Who could come to TV in a way that we’d all have to stop and take notice? Conclusion? The time has come for Howard Stern to sign with HBO and host his very own daily late-night talk show. With all apologies to Jon Stewart (who we LOVE), If anyone can dominate the ratings, it is the King of All Media. Not only would Howard operate without fear of censorship, but neither Letterman, nor Leno would be allowed to go anywhere near material suitable only for HBO.
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